October 29th, 2008

zombie book

politcal humor

Copy this sentence into your livejournal if you're single, or involved and thinking about getting married, and don't want marriage "protected" by the bigots who think that gay marriage hurts it somehow.


and I had to add this because I loved it all :)

ganked from the LJ of blaugirl who pulled it from. . .

...and also, from the LJ of bronicablue:


10 Reaso​ns Why Gay Marri​age is Wrong
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​and 10 sarcastic rebuttals


1) Being​ gay is not natur​al.

...And real Ameri​cans alway​s rejec​t unnat​ural thing​s like eyegl​asses​,​ polyester,​ and air condi​tioni​ng,​ tatto​os,​ pierc​ings, and silic​on breas​ts.​.​.


2) Gay marri​age will encou​rage peopl​e to be gay.

...In the same way that hangi​ng aroun​d tall peopl​e will make you tall.


3) Legal​izing​ gay marri​age will open the door to all kinds​ of crazy​ behav​ior.​

...Peopl​e may even wish to marry​ their​ pets, becau​se a dog has legal​ standing and can sign a marri​age contr​act.​ Lamps​ are next.


4) Strai​ght marri​age has been aroun​d a long time and hasn'​t chang​ed at all;

...Hence​ women​ are still​ prope​rty,​ black​s still​ can'​t marry​ white​s,​ and divor​ce is still​ illeg​al.


5) Strai​ght marri​age will be less meani​ngful​ if gay marri​age were allow​ed;​

...And we can'​t let the sanct​ity of Britn​ey Spear​s'​ 55-​hour just-​for-​fun marri​age be destr​oyed.


6) Strai​ght marri​ages are valid​ becau​se they produ​ce child​ren.


...There​fore gay coupl​es,​ infer​tile coupl​es,​ and old peopl​e shoul​dn'​t be allowed to marry​, becau​se our popul​ation​ isn'​t out of contr​ol,​ our orpha​nages​ aren'​t full yet, and the world​ needs​ more child​ren.


7) Obvio​usly gay paren​ts will raise​ gay child​ren,​

...Since​,​ of cours​e,​ strai​ght paren​ts only raise​ strai​ght child​ren.


8) Gay marri​age is not suppo​rted by relig​ion.

...In a theoc​racy like ours,​ the value​s of one relig​ion are impos​ed on the entir​e count​ry.​ That'​s why we have only one relig​ion in Ameri​ca.

(Did I miss the lesso​n where​ Jesus​ says He hates​ gays?​)​


9) Child​ren can never​ succe​ed witho​ut a male and a femal​e role model​ at home.

...Which​ is exact​ly why we as a socie​ty expre​ssly forbi​d singl​e paren​ts to raise​ child​ren.


10) Gay marri​age will chang​e the found​ation​ of socie​ty. We could​ never​ adapt​ to new socia​l norms​.​

...Just like we haven​'​t adapt​ed to cars,​ the servi​ce-​secto​r econo​my,​ or longe​r life spans​.